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75 Funny Jokes to Brand Anyone Laugh

For when you need the laughs to come up fast!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What'south the best affair about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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I invented a word! Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

I invented a new word:

Plagiarism!

These funny expert morn GIFs will commencement your day with a smile.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Did you lot hear about the mathematician who'southward afraid of negative numbers?

He'll terminate at nothing to avert them.

Don't miss our roundup of the best Reader's Assimilate jokes of all time.

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Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why practice nosotros tell actors to "break a leg?"

Because every play has a bandage.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

"Get out of hither!" shouts the bartender. "Nosotros don't serve your blazon."

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the give-and-take on the street?"

Don't miss theseclever grammar jokes every word nerd will capeesh.

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Short jokes - how many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Math joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

How many times can you decrease 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would exist subtracting 10 from 90.

These funny Monday jokes will help yous arrive through the week.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Knock! Knock!

Q: Who'southward there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con…
A: Okay, at present you say, "Control Freak who?"

Here are more knock knock jokes that are genuinely funny!

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Hear nigh the new eating place called Karma?

In that location'due south no menu: You become what y'all deserve.

Need to lighten the temper at the part? Crevice one of these work-friendly jokes.

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A woman in labour suddenly shouted Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

A adult female in labour suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the physician. "Those are merely contractions."

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A bear walks into a bar Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey… and a cola."

"Why the big interruption?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure. I was built-in with them."

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Short jokes - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Did you lot hear nearly the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Did you hear nearly the claustrophobic astronaut?

He but needed a little space.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

If that fabricated y'all smile, you won't want to miss these funnyphysics jokes.

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Why did the chicken go to the seance? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the craven get to the séance?

To go to the other side.

Ever wondered how "why did the chicken cantankerous the road" became a thing? Find out thefascinating origins of classic jokes.

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Where are average things manufactured? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Short Jokes - pirates Photo: RD.ca

Why are pirates chosen pirates?

Considering theyarrgh!

Impress a history buff with thesehilarious history jokes.

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Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why can't you lot explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

These are thefunniest lawyer jokes of all time.

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

How exercise you go on a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on information technology.

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Doctor joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

A human tells his doc, "Physician, assistance me. I'k addicted to Twitter!"

The md replies, "Deplorable, I don't follow you lot…"

Thesehilarious tweets are guaranteed to make y'all grinning!

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What kind of exercise practise lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never potable and derive.

These smartlight bulb jokes are truly illuminating.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What do y'all phone call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Keep thesefunny vacation jokes in mind for your adjacent party.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What'due south the different between a true cat and a comma?

A true cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Thesefunny animal pictures are sure to crack you lot up!

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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It'due south two gross.

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Tin Man joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

"Curses! Foil again!"

Here are 50 of the best knock knock jokes for kids.

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Bald man joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the baldheaded human exclaim when he received a comb for a nowadays?

Thanks— I'll never office with it!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the left eye say to the correct eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What do you call a fake noodle? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What practice you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Don't miss these wild (merely true!) tales of theworld's dumbest criminals.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

How practise you make a tissue trip the light fantastic toe?

Put a piffling boogie in it.

Will you exist toasting a bride and groom in the near future? These funny wedding ceremony jokes could come in handy.

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice chugalug!

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Pony joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What practise you call a pony with a coughing?

A little horse.

Found that funny? You'll love these corny Halloween jokes.

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What did one hat say to the other? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did i hat say to the other?

Yous wait hither. I'll go on a head.

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Magic dog joke Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What practise you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

Thesehilarious dog puns will give you lotpaws.

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Shark joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

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Dinosaur joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl get to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Grab your mouse ears and have a chuckle at these Disney jokes.

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Short jokes - And then it dawned on me Photograph: RD.ca

I waited all nighttime to see where the sun would rise…

…And then it dawned on me.

Don't miss this side-splitting roundup of the funniest vocal titles of all time.

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Frog joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the frog have the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

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Buffalo joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

Thesehilarious school stories are guaranteed to give you lot a express mirth.

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What is an astronaut's favourite part on a computer? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What is an astronaut's favourite part on a estimator?

The infinite bar.

Everyone can relate to thesefunny tweets about technology.

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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Considering information technology was cultured.

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Grammar joke Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What practise you phone call an amends written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the hipster burn down his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.

These groan-worthybreads puns volition come in handy the next time y'all feel likeloafing around.

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Scrabble joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

In one case my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

Calling all word nerds! You'll love these clever thesaurus jokes.

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Marriage joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too loftier.

She looked at me surprised.

These ridiculous beach puns areshoreto brand you laugh.

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Calendar joke Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Did you hear almost the two people who stole a agenda?

They each got six months.

These funny sleep jokes will take you lot laughing in bed.

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Poetry joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

How do poets say hello?

Hey, oasis't nosotros metaphor?

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the Oreo become to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

These funny tweets near food are sure to put a smiling on your face.

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What do you get from a pampered moo-cow?

Spoiled milk.

Don't miss this gallery of funny farm animals!

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Basketball joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why is it abrasive to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.

These hilariousgolf game jokes are better than a pigsty in one.

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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What breed of dog tin spring higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings tin can't jump.

Don't miss these funny photos of dogs working from dwelling.

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Why do bees have sticky hair? Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why do bees have mucilaginous hair?

Considering they utilise honeycombs.

These bad dad jokes are sure to brand you laugh out loud.

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Short jokes - What did the cop say to his belly button? Photo: RD.ca

What did the cop say to his belly button?

Y'all're nether a vest.

Find out more than make clean jokes you lot can tell at any occasion.

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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I tin can't expect to see her face up light upward when she opens it.

Having trouble crafting the perfect message for a birthday card? Try thesefunny birthday jokes!

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Why aren't koalas actual bears? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

They don't see the koalafications.

Want to plough someone's frown upside down? Try giving them one of thesefunny compliments!

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Rest in peace to boiling water Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Rest in peace to humid h2o.

Y'all will be mist.

If you lot liked that joke, yous'll get a kick out of thesehilarious thesaurus mistakes.

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the nurse need a crimson pen at work?

In instance she needed to draw blood.

Don't miss thesefunny doctor jokes.

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Numbers joke Photograph: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

The numbers nineteen and 20 got into a fight.

21.

It doesn't have to be Pi Day (March 14) to bring out thesefunny math jokes!

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Baseball joke Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did it go and then hot in the baseball stadium after the game?

All of the fans left.

These hilariousDIY jokes volition bring downwards the house!

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

What exercise yous call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

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Math jokes Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?

It needed assist figuring out its problems.

Thesefunny piece of work cartoons were made for sharing at the office.

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Why can't male ants sink? Photo: Nicole Fornabaio/RD.com

Why tin can't male person ants sink?

They're buoy-ant.

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